" I will learn to love the skies I'm under "

12 months ago with 0 notes
Do they know it’s Friday in space? Do aliens look forward to the weekend? Hmmm, things to think about.

1 year ago with 3 notes
I don’t break hearts. No. I DESTROY THEM. I’m the Death Star of break-ups.

1 year ago with 1 note
Oh crap. It’s Wednesday afternoon, and I’ve already got Friday brain.

Sleep Talkin’ Man



1 year ago with 2 notes
I’m here. Always have been. Lurking. Like a ninja, just without the deadly tools of trade. I’ll cut you with my words, though.

1 year ago with Notes
I’m so lucky to have disciples like you— FRIENDS, friends like you.

1 year ago with 2 notes
I AM the third-person omniscient. I know everything.

2 years ago with 2 notes
Stop looking at me. You’re interfering with my imagination.

2 years ago with Notes
I’ll have you, Blackbeard. And then I’ll have your beard. Mmmm, I love stealing beards. Be the Pirate Beard of the Bearded Sea. Arrrgggh. And all of you follicly-challenged people can be on MY crew. And everyone with beards will quake with fear!

2 years ago with Notes
Don’t judge me by the friends I keep. No, no, no. Judge me by the enemies I have slain!

2 years ago with 1 note
That’s it. I’m going to have to call an intervention on your stupidness. I think it will take the form of a brick.

2 years ago with 0 notes
Loooooving you is easy cause you don’t exist. You’re a figment of my imagination…. Wanker!

2 years ago with Notes
That’s the difference between you and me. Your heart is filled with hate, and mine is filled with kittens. Mmmm, kittens. Meow.